After the first trip I took loads of Monster Munch with me, thinking that would...– Karl Pilkington
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.– Turkish proverb
The most depraved type of human being is the man without a purpose.– Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged Thanks Mark!
Mom: What are you up to this weekend?
Me: Rafting... and that thing you don't want to know about until after its over.
Mom: ... skydiving?
Me: Yes. That one.
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